I just finished reading the World According to Garp (I loved it so so so much. It was 700 pages and I read it in 3-4 days) and now I’m texting everyone, completely unprovoked, about how it made me feel and what I loved about it

You’re welcome friends


Charlie Chaplin in Limelight (1952)

Charlie Chaplin in Limelight (1952)

“'If you ask me,' Jillsy said, 'that's just like men; rape you half to death one minute and the next minute go crazy fussin' over who you're givin’ it to — of your own free will! It’s not their damn business either way, is it?’”
- from John Irving, The World According to Garp (via nightinmyveins)
rezeew:

2011, Robin Williams with his daughter Zelda Williams, named after the character from the videogame The Legend Of Zelda (1987, on NES) playing The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time 3D for an TV ad.

rezeew:

2011, Robin Williams with his daughter Zelda Williams, named after the character from the videogame The Legend Of Zelda (1987, on NES) playing The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time 3D for an TV ad.

seirius:

Wash me away
Clean your body of me
Erase all the memories
They will only bring us pain
And I’ve seen all I’ll ever need
Citizen Erased by Ellmer

seirius:

Wash me away

Clean your body of me

Erase all the memories

They will only bring us pain

And I’ve seen all I’ll ever need

Citizen Erased by Ellmer

Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!

(Source: ashleybensons)

theladyfiend:

Mork from Ork Gifset 9/Til I get tired of making ‘em

Today in philosophy, my professor was telling us how “30 years after your death…nobody will remember you! Nobody living will ever know of your existence. You might as well have never existed.”

At that moment, the guy sitting next to me leaned over and whispered “I love Tuesday mornings, man.” and I had to cover my mouth so that the professor couldn’t hear me laughing oh my god

“Look, you clowns,” the man said. “I know what sort of douche bags hang out here. It’s a big lesbian scene, right?” He prodded the edge of the big porch swing with his cowboy boot and set the swing to moving oddly. “And what are you?” he asked Garp. “You the man of the house? Or the court eunuch?”

Garp handed the man a note.

There’s a nice fire in the wood stove in the kitchen; turn left

But it was August; that was the wrong note.

“What’s this shit?” the man said. And Garp handed him another note, the first one to fly out of his pocket.

Don’t be upset. My mother will be back very soon. There are other women here. Would you like to see them?

“Fuck your mother!” the man said.”
- John Irving, The World According to Garp