i’m so tired I a m so  fucking tired

You ain’t never had a friend like me!

(Source: llionkings)

I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic… It’s a pleasure!

Paulette Goddard & Charlie Chaplin in Modern Times (1936)

(Source: charles--chaplin)

I have a HUGE pimple on my nose this is ridiculous who did this to me

LOST | September 22nd, 2004

(Source: lightcommasticks)

What’s your biggest regret?

"Seize the day. ‘Gather ye rosebuds while ye may’. Why does the author use these lines? Because we are food for worms, lads. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing and turn cold and die."

(Source: chick-named-marylou)