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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:00:30 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 15:23:09 -0400

That’s Grandma Ida.

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:56:24 -0400

That’s Grandma Ida.

It’s my job to take them to dinner at eighty miles an hour....

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:11:31 -0400

It’s my job to take them to dinner at eighty miles an hour. It’s my job to stop a mile from the restaurant so they can have five pounds of crab legs and three bottles of beer a piece and then go get prime rib. It’s my job to go hunting so they can go fire off their guns an inch from my ear and laugh when I get startled because it’s my job.

50-shades-of-fey: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAD MEN EPISODE IS THE BLACK LADY REAL OR NOT WHAT IS THIS

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:24:28 -0400

50-shades-of-fey:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAD MEN EPISODE
IS THE BLACK LADY REAL OR NOT WHAT IS THIS

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:32:05 -0400

I Hate a Man Like You || Hugh Laurie I hate a man like...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:10:49 -0400

I Hate a Man Like You || Hugh Laurie

I hate a man like you
Don’t like the things you do
When I met you, I thought you was right
You married me and stayed out the first night

Do you think you treated your wifey right?
Lord, I hate a man like you

Actually, I’m from Mars. It’s fine if you don’t believe me, but...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:02:13 -0400

Actually, I’m from Mars. It’s fine if you don’t believe me, but that’s where I’m from. I’m a full-blooded martian. Don’t worry, there’s no plot to take over Earth. We’re just displaced. I can tell you don’t believe me. That’s okay. We’re a big secret; they even tried to hide it from me. That man— my father —told me a story I was born in a concentration camp, but you know that’s impossible. And I never met my mother because she supposedly died there. That’s convenient. Next thing I know, Morris there finds me in a swedish orphanage. I was five. I remember it. And then I got this one communication, a simple order. Stay where you are.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 20:00:46 -0400

jawkind: Blue Gangsta | Michael Jackson (art)

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:10:00 -0400

jawkind:

Blue Gangsta | Michael Jackson

(art)

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Sun, 19 May 2013 12:31:23 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:33:00 -0400

Tom Waits by Pennie Smith, 1988

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:33:16 -0400

Tom Waits by Pennie Smith, 1988

okay hi this is gonna be a post talking about really really jfkdfjkd things that happened yesterday...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:23:00 -0400

okay hi this is gonna be a post talking about really really jfkdfjkd things that happened yesterday oh god

so hi I was supposed to take my sociology final yesterday and I barely studied so I was going to skip my last class, gym, and study in the library or something.

that all changed, of course, when Alan told me that one of my gym teachers would be absent and that fuCKING Mr. Miller would be subbing

so I decided to take my final on Tuesday (my teacher gave us two days to take the exam) and go to a gym class that wasn’t even mine?? Like who cares, what Mr. Miller doesn’t know can’t hurt him

so I hid in the locker room until my gym teacher went outside with my class and then I went to my friend’s gym class where Mr. Miller was!!!1

and immediately I was thinking “how do I approach him, how do I say hi” but that was dumb because as soon as I came into the gym, he saw me and said “I am not just a figment of your imagination, I am truly here.” and I was like ofmkdflfgklsjglkfdjkhjfddfdgkjdj

so I said “What are you doing here?” and he said “Subbing!” and I said “But you’re usually gone by last period?” and he shushed me and said “Shh do you want to get me fired?” because technically you’re not allowed to leave last band but he does ANYWAY because he obviously wants to get fired, because he’s stupid

then I went to sit down with my friends, u kno pretend i’m there because I have to be, and HE foLLOWS ME AND STARTS RANDOMLY RANTING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE GO ON HIS LAWN??

like legit ranting about strangers trying to sell him things o r whatever and i’m just laughing because he sounds like a grumpy old man

then omg he said “Haven’t you missed this?” and OF COursE I HAVe YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW

then he starts looking at other people and turning around to make faces at me to show his discontent or annoyance or whatever

then he took out his cell phone to check the time and I said “Mr. Miller, here at Leon M. Goldstein, we have a strict no cell phone policy.” and he laughed and started ranting about the cell phone policy and how it’s the kids who don’t know how to be discreet who ruined it for everyone

thEENN he said “I’ll be right back, I have to perform my ‘teacher’ duties, as you know. I’ll be back, though.” omfg he promised to come back I cried and then I heard a girl behind me say “does he have a thing with her or something” JESUs CHRIST STRANGERS ARE TALKING ABOUT US I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK PLEASE STOp

and then okay he came back and said “Do you think I should do some pull ups and show them how it’s really done?” and I laughed and said “Can you?” and he said “We’ll see” and walked away to the very far end of the gym to where a bucnh of guys were doing pull ups on a bar and even then, MR. Miller made the effort to point at the guys and then looked at me to show a look of discontent and I laughed and nodded omg

THEN he was too short to reach the bar (I feel that) so he got a step stool thing and then he did like 20 fucking pull ups in one go it was great and he came back and did a skip in mid air and idk what this man is doing god damn it

and then finally he came up to me again and said “So how’s Tim Minchin doing?” and I said “He’s fine, he’s fine. Have you been looking into him more?” and he said “Nah, not as of yet. Though he is more popular now.” and I said “Yeah. I recommended him to you because your sense of humor is similar to his.” and he said “Really? But we don’t really look alike.” and I said “Maybe if you put on some eyeliner.” and he SAID “You don’t know what I do on the weekends.” and the fucker winked at me

and THEN he said “Don’t judge me.” and then turned around to say “I know you won’t judge me, you and I are one with the world. It’s our kumbaya moment.”

the end okay the fucking end i’m done i’m so done I wanna cry please lord I cannot handle this anymore fuCK

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Sat, 18 May 2013 19:58:37 -0400

I don’t sit in on it while you’re running it down. I don’t...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:44:04 -0400

I don’t sit in on it while you’re running it down. I don’t carry a gun. I drive.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:57:49 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 17:30:38 -0400

juicyeisenberg: i bought ray bans and talked to cathy abt her romantic endeavors with her teacher

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:21:03 -0400

juicyeisenberg:

i bought ray bans and talked to cathy abt her romantic endeavors with her teacher

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:22:00 -0400